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Oct 7

aubergeen:

daily-asgardian-news:

Unnecessary Censorship for Captain America!

lmao

Oct 7

fandom-universe:

post-hardwhore:

nirvanic-s:

IT’S BACK

I ALMOST CRASHED ON THE FREEWAY BECAUSE I REMEMBERED THIS AND WAS LAUGHING SO HARD

EVERYONE NEEDS toWatCH THIS IM cRYIGN

Jesus fuck I am in someone else’s house trying to contain my laughter so they don’t think I’m absolutely fucking ridiculous

(Source: videohall)

Oct 7

(Source: imreallycoolandfriendly)

Oct 7

spicyshimmy:

have you ever noticed

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how often jim kirk

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pouts like a five year old

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this man is the captain of a starship

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Oct 7

this is really the distinguishing factor between the warden and hawke

spicyshimmy:

everyone: warden yes
warden: warden no

hawke: hawke yes
everyone: hawke no

Oct 7
suicunesrider:

I almost scrolled past this
I fucking almost scrolled past this

suicunesrider:

I almost scrolled past this

I fucking almost scrolled past this

(Source: stickyembraces)

Oct 7

hoursago:

I JUST HAVE A GIANT CRUSH ON COMMUNITYSTUCK OKAY…

some of these are a little off from the original ideas but i ran with it

like troy and abed as heroes of space and time are because. you know.

inspector spacetime

Oct 7

kinkstertime:

This whole bit is made all the funnier by knowing that all of the guards were just random extras who weren’t told what was going to happen only that they weren’t allowed laugh at any cost as they wouldn’t be payed if they did.

(Source: betterlucknext)

Oct 7

My Least Favorite Trope (and this post will include spoilers for The Lego Movie, Guardians of the Galaxy, The Matrix, Western Civilization, and—cod help me—Bulletproof Monk*.) is the thing where there’s an awesome, smart, wonderful, powerful female character who by all rights ought to be the Chosen One and the hero of the movie, who is tasked with taking care of some generally ineffectual male character who is, for reasons of wish fulfillment, actually the person the film focuses on. She mentors him, she teaches him, and she inevitably becomes his girlfriend… and he gets the job she wanted: he gets to be the Chosen One even though she’s obviously far more qualified. And all he has to do to get it and deserve it is Man Up and Take Responsibility.

And that’s it. Every god-damned time. The mere fact of naming the films above and naming the trope gives away the entire plot and character arc of every single movie.

- Elizabeth Bear - My Least Favorite Trope (via feministquotes)

Oct 7
callmekitto:

fishfishlove:

On that day the pin retrieval area received a grim reminder…

JESUS CHRIST

callmekitto:

fishfishlove:

On that day the pin retrieval area received a grim reminder…

JESUS CHRIST